Hacker Games, we haz them.
Dear People in the Building Star Cat Books is in (withholding names because I, unlike you, are a nice person):
I can change the password on my router & kick you off over and over and over again. All day. All night. I am not bored by this. I’m amused that you keep hacking it after I block you and limit your usage to .1 Mbps.
Keep it up. The police know. I know who you are.
Next time I use your own smart TV that’s in range & put on Teletubbies on infinite loop. You will never watch your shows again. Teletubbies Forever!
Your neighbor who wrote tech columns about networking back before you were born for BYTE magazine. Old doesn’t mean stupid. It also doesn’t mean I can’t do things myself.